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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 02:16
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Still no good.
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why does he text me first but when I never text first he gets mad?
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Why would a girl not want you to know she has a crush on you?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Google, Scale AI's largest customer, plans split after Meta deal, sources say - CNBC
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Do handsome guys intimidate women or people in general?
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Mondo Duplantis breaks pole vault world record for 12th time - NBC Sports
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Can you recommend a simple song with an awesome solo? What makes the solo stand out?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What are "the new net zero jobs of tomorrow" that SNP's Stephen Flynn says his party would create?
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What kind of lights would you like to use for your home decor?